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Strapped Up

To put on a condom. Or keep weapons on your person
Sam: "Hey man, I hope you strapped up messing with that forest whore!"

Korey: "Oppsie daisy!"

Sam: "Damn man! Maybe you should lay off the drinking."

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Korey: "Oh shit watch out! Here they come!"

Sam: "Be cool man, I stay strapped up."
by Sam O November 16, 2006
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Strappler

An attractive female of taller stature with average tits and a large ass that is in remarkable physical condition despite their large frame.
"Holy fuck, Brooke Shields has a nice ass. That big bitch is a Strappler".
by Dr.Purell April 10, 2009
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Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
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Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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Calgary Stampede

The Greatest Outdoor Show on earth!
Takes place in Calgary, Alberta, Canada in the month of July.
It's 10 straight days of rodeo, mini donuts, country music, rides, and the occasional beer!
YAHOOOOO!
"You know that the Calgary Stampede's in town when on every city block, at least 1 person is wearing a cowboy hat"

"Time to get your cowboy on!"
by Wakka July 22, 2006
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stamped

To be finished with or to confirm something
ex.1
person one: "So were going to that concert tonight right?"
Person two: "STAMPED!!!"

ex.2
"We need to stamp this idea by the end of the day."
by TJ1914 May 7, 2008
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scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high
After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.
by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009
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