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straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO
hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?
by Colette February 24, 2004
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Straightliner

A person that looks at words, sentences, and description of thing to there fullest context. A person with a deep out of the box thought process. Someone that searches for the root definition of a word or sentence and description of things.
A Straightliner"s thought process:
Well said.--? Why does Mr. Well always get recognize for every thing said. I know Mr. Should-of and Mr. Could-of get the questionable recognition but Mr. Properly should also be acknowledged, as Properly said.
by Justden October 1, 2013
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straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face
@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@
by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005
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Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.
1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.
by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015
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straightenable

having curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten...
hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho"
by lisa_colesy February 11, 2008
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Radical Super Straightism

A Sexual preference in one only prefers the only opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and the exclusion of the inclusion to be in LGBTQ+ as a whole. The Radical Super Straight flag consists of Blue and White : 🟦⬜️
Brian: What’s Radical Super Straightism ?
Xavier: I don’t date transgender people nor feel the need to be included in the LGBTQ+
Brian: So you’re transphobic and you don’t support the LGBTQ+
Xavier: I’m Super Straight and Correct we don’t need inclusion we need acknowledgement.
by PaulDrawls March 8, 2021
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straighten up

verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.
I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?
by zip10011 June 11, 2010
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