Cloud Strife

Cloud is the main hero in the smash RPG hit, Final Fantasy VII. One of the most recognizable figures in RPG-land, Cloud possesizes a head of spikey blonde hair and a large buster sword. In the FF-fandom, there is a large dispute over the love triangle between Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa. It's up to the player's discretion, given that the game is open to interpreation, but Square seems to love pairing Cloud and Aeris off together in cameos, don't they? *wink* Believing himself to be an ex-SOLDIER, Cloud sets out on what becomes a voyage of self-discovery as he saves the world from his old friend, Sephiroth.

You look so cute, Miss Cloud.

by Chika August 12, 2005

Strategic Blackout

(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).

Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.

P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.

Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.

P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.

Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.

by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014

Strayee

A female friend that comes any time when a man tells her to. She also participates in sexual acts without any resistant.

Bloodaz is coming from the club, he's drunk and high and want to let off a load. He calls Samantha for a good time. Samantha is a certified strayee.

by Beez1don July 2, 2018

Strategic Collapse

... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video

Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.

Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.

by me, mane July 20, 2014

Canned Strategy

The idea that there are already sucessful strategies that can be used in every situation.

The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.

She used a canned strategy to increases her odds.

by Pseuso April 17, 2020

strategic slut

A woman who behaves in a very flirty and sexually suggestive way with men who can help her career. She blows off women and non-powerful men if the men she wants to please are available.

All of Elizabeth's coworkers noticed she spent the whole reception with male managers, touching and rubbing on them, giggling at their jokes, and drinking with them. Jason noted she was a strategic slut.

by legstr November 16, 2013