Staller ID

When someone sits in the stall next to you to take a dump
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.

You are sitting on the throne at work when Bob Jones sits next to you. How do you know its Bob? His face is looking back at you from the ID card on the floor.

by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004

Smolletty

A lie told for street cred and or boost your brand

That is some smolletty bullshit.

by CubanMedic February 4, 2019

smollett

a person who fakes victimization to gain notoriety or favor.

Jessie didn't get the job he wanted and was acting like a smollett.

by pytheus February 24, 2019

STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL

Used by stiller fans when referring to their teams chances of going to the Game to win the Lombardi trophy

UrinatingTree: STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL
Tom Grossi: You lost 31-0 to the rave..
UrinatingTree: I DONT CARE STILLERS GANTHA SUPER BOWL

by WWF Attitude November 22, 2021

Stole-On

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming

Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!

by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

Smolletting

To orchestrate a crime or injustice against themselves to claim victimhood and for their personal gains, plus smearing their opponents. Originated from Empire actor Jussie Smollett, when he claimed that he got assaulted by two MAGA hat wearing white men, but later proved to be false after evidences surfaced that he is paying two Nigerian man to convict this “crime”

When Gary said that he got kicked out of a restaurant by a Trump supporting employee, everyone fell for it. However, all sympathy was lost when more evidences surfaced and he was Smolletting the whole time.

by CTRLee February 24, 2019

Smollett

When you destroy your career in a stupidly messy & severe fashion.

Person 1- "Hey man, I don't know about this plan?"

Person 2- "Yeah, I might have gone too far, I don't want to "Smollett" myself "

by Vlakid23 February 25, 2019