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Stiphu

This is the ever-popular stfu (shut the fuck up) spelled out. After all, if you are too goddamn fucking lazy to say 'shut the fuck up' so you have to say 'stfu', why don't you just shorten it up even further and say 'stiphu'
"Dude you are fucking gay."

"Dude, stiphu."
by Seraph November 16, 2004
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stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".
"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".
by twozeroone November 30, 2013
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Stip

In America, you might strip, but us Estonians stip.
by porando November 4, 2009
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sipon

~Filipino
guro: Juan, punasan mo nga 'yang sipon na tumutulo sa ilong mo.
Juan: *tinilaan ang nguso* Meron pa ba?

~English
teacher: John, kindly wipe that snot dripping from your nose.
John: *licks his upper lip* Is there still any?
by x_x ™ January 9, 2009
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Stipe

"Sup Stipe"
by Gerald Lebuntskies January 7, 2009
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sipos

the label of one who specializes in the fine art of bad-assery
"she killed a lion with her bare hands then raised it's cubs to use as transportation... what a sipos."
by ruby76 January 1, 2012
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Stepover Toehold

A multi purpose term that describes when you put the screwing of a lifetime on you girfriend, wife, or woman you bonded with over tequila shots at the nearby watering hole. This term can apply to a wide variety of sexual moves and teqnuiqes but simply put means you woke up the whole damn trailer park and were the subject of several noise violations called in by your neighbors. Anyone subject to a stepover toehold may feel the need to abstain from sex for the rest of their natural life.
Barfly 1: Hey I heard you went on another date with your girlfriend last night.

Barfly 2: Hell yeah, I had to put the old stepover toehold on her. I heard she's done skipped town I ain't seen her since.
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
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