Stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time

1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom

by maytemei12 January 27, 2021

StaplerSexual

When you really need some staples on your minuscule dick

Man I’m feeling so staplersexual right now

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Stapler

Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.

She squirted last night after I used the stapler.

by Ottcan April 14, 2022

Stapler

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023

muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Ball Stapler

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?

F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff

by Shin-- February 27, 2021