Steinered

To accidentally lure others into believing something monumental has just occurred, when in fact that which has occurred is quite routine or mundane. Named after Los Angeles Dodgers radio announcer Charley Steiner, who thinks every ball hit into the sky is a goddam grand slam.

“I thought that ball that Cody hit into the night was a sure goner, but when I saw the outfielder catch it in the shallow outfield, I realized I Steinered myself.”

by desiWHO June 2, 2019

Sternberged

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you.

I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.

by tincture April 13, 2008

Sternberg Slide

When a girls V-neck is sliding over and showing her boob

Yo did you see Dallas' tits today her shirts doing the Sternberg slide again.

by Peter Carvice November 29, 2013

Sterned up

When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness

Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods

Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.

by XxTwooxX November 8, 2017

Steener

Have you ever heard of things getting stale from being left out? Well the Steener is what you call hot dog weiners once they too have become stale.

Friend: Aww damnit dude I think we left the hot dogs out over night
Me: Well now we have some steeners we can feed to the dogs later
Friend: Nah screw it ill down the steeners.

by EU Terrorist November 3, 2019

sterndriving

Similar to ‘Motorboating’, ’Sterndriving’ is the fine art of placing ones face between the arse cheeks of a willing (or non willing) participant & shaking vigorously side to side while blowing a raspberry.

Scene: 2 mates waking up on a couch after a night of beer, tequila & cocain
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”

by Litcunt March 5, 2020

Steiner

A main structural pillar used to hold something up.

If you remove that Steiner the whole building will collapse.

by Nordic Stevo October 20, 2021