stepdad

A man your mom "loves" but not all the way and he treats her kids like shit but his own kids like royalty sometimes and they usually have a lot of ex's

My stepdad is a jerk

by the experience ed November 11, 2018

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Stepdad

A guy who's married to his wife, beats her step-kids and sleeps with other women. Thinks he can do anything he wants. Has a dependency for alcohol and gets very nasty when drunk.

Male 1: Did you hear about the loud noises coming from that house over the road last night?

Male 2: No I didn't. Why, has something happened?

Male 1: Well, I heard Susan's husband went bat-shit crazy and threatened to kill everyone, I mean you could the hear the dogs barking too. It lasted for ages.

Male 2: What a crazy way to live! I wouldn't like for him to be my stepdad.

Male 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Hope Susan's two sons are okay.

by elbenjo90 February 22, 2019

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Stepdad Issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad

William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."

by WilliamHaynesDictionary August 7, 2015

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Stepdad Bod

A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.

"Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod."
"You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!"

by Wackadoodledoo May 20, 2016

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Stepdad

A piece of shit who thinks that because he is married to your mom you should be his personal slave. The stepdad also uses whatever chance he can get to loudly talk about how badly raised you are. Side effects of being a stepdad include treating your own children better than your stepchild while still expecting more out of them and just as much respect.

Wow why does that girl look so uncomfortable in her own home? Ohhhh I think she has a stepdad.

by Cheryl white May 23, 2020

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