by Sussy B January 17, 2023

by CoreFucker July 10, 2016

by 1dirtymilf December 2, 2020

The act of taking a fat deuce in a bowl and putting it in the microwave to the point of liquidation. After this is done the warm liquid poop is rubbed on the victim.
by Abore shawn December 18, 2018

To perform the act of a Hot Rhompson and finish it off by cleaning off one's partner's face with urine.
by Senor Hopkins February 13, 2004

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.
Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"
Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."
Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."
by FBAC if you DEFC April 10, 2010

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
