Sanchez Steamer

when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.

“Richard used the Sanchez Steamer on me last night. I’m happy we’re trying out new things ;)”

by testicle mary July 06, 2018

chin steamer

When you are giving oral sex and the receiver farts on your chin.

Hey girl did he go down on you last night? Ya I even gave him a chin steamer!

by CeeMe March 23, 2016

Jolly Steamer

When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered

by JMB10 January 07, 2012

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 09, 2018

Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom February 03, 2008

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 06, 2009