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Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.
Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
by Fasters May 2, 2022
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statistic

(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
by Logical Dash June 11, 2006
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Santatheist

the rejection of Santa,or the position that Clause, Kringle or Father Christmas do not exist. In the broadest sense, it is the absence of belief in the existence of Santa Claus.
Shaun’s childhood dreams were crushed when he saw his father and mother assembling all his toys late on Christmas eve night. He realized at that point he was a santatheist. And his love of over weight senior males lead him to a life of dating elderly men.
by Slampees McGhee December 8, 2009
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statistically significant others

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).
You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.
by Robert Stephenson July 29, 2008
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Statesist

When someone disrespects someone else, either verbally or physically, just because they are from another state. Usually has to deal with northern states vs. southern states, like in the Civil War. Or if the person doing the disrespecting is from Texas.
Texan: I hate Pennsylvanians. Them and their damned ketchup. (Heinz Ketchup originated from Pennsylvania)

Pennsylvanian: Don't be a statesist, dude. Hate isn't kool.

Texan: Screw you.
by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009
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Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.
John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
by Stoolie November 13, 2014
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statisticating

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.
"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"
by alonadawn January 26, 2015
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