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public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.
Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005
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SwastiCock

The holy Grail of offensive images, usually hand drawn, or crudely put together in an art editing program.

It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika
bugger me gently, those bastard moderators have just banned me from the Sunday school playgroup social web forum... and just for having an avatar image of a swasticock!
by nicklouse10 June 25, 2009
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Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.
static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!
by xCHRISx December 27, 2004
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Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.
"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"
by CindaBones March 8, 2009
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static-x

The greatest fucking band that ever romed the earth. They rule.
Static-x? They rock.
by Shallow January 30, 2004
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Spastic Gay Talk

Crude term used to describe what is today known as Political Correctness
I hate politicians everything they say is spastic gay talk
by Afro DeJack December 9, 2011
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stastick

the act of pulling apart your buttcheeks and laying a steamy pile of poop on a womans bellybutton while peeing on her face
i totally gave that girl a stastick
by tommy salami baby May 18, 2010
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