I used to love that restaurant before it got to be so popular with that scummy crowd.Now it's just full of all those sleazy, movie-star and model wannabees,it turned into a regular skankoteria.
by Carlye Samatas January 21, 2009
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The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.
A rare phenomenon, ironically called the 'American Standoff', occurs when NEITHER stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incoommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.
The American Standoff winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.
Kudos, gallant gastrointestinal gamesman - this flush's for you!
The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.
A rare phenomenon, ironically called the 'American Standoff', occurs when NEITHER stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incoommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.
The American Standoff winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.
Kudos, gallant gastrointestinal gamesman - this flush's for you!
Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won an American Standoff today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.
by Darrah November 8, 2007
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by Realcbreeze October 4, 2008
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Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
by sadohser March 8, 2022
Get the stanford ohs mug.Odoriferous emanation from a ladies breasts. Resulting from perspiration and a general lack of hygiene. It's a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt. A cousin to fumunda cheese. Also known as Boobie B.O., Sour Jugs , Spoiled Hooters , Breast Butter, Moldy Melons, Noxious Knockers, Rotten Cans, Corrupt Cleavage, and Tit Taint.
George really hit it off with Sara, but he said she had such a terrible case of rack stank that he almost blacked out while motorboating her ample bosom.
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