Stacia

Stacia is a very smart and intelligent person. She can make anyone laugh, because of all the weirdness and sarcasm she has in her soul. If you become friends with her, you’ll immediately wanna know her forever and sometimes she’ll feel the same way. The most important thing in the world to her is trust and she’ll cut you if you disobey her trust.☺️

Dude: Stacia is so nice and trustworthy

Girl: Stacia totally stole my mans.

by LillianSilver November 21, 2018

Standardized Tests

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.

Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.

by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009

Staning

The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.

Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.

by slamsam June 23, 2011

Standard deviantAsian

A slant (pun intended) on the traditional statistical feature of standard deviation whereby the sexual deviance levels of an Asian male can be predicted by positive linear equation, as they are largely constant

'What is it about being a standard deviantAsian? Here I was minding my own business enjoying a spot of inoccuous Japanese porn in the work toilet cubicle on my lunch break when the whole thing inevitably descended into a bukkake fest. It was terribly off-putting. Those crazy Asians like filth nearly as much as they like rice and foot binding'

by Anonymous submissions December 30, 2016

Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.

"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."

by Satandog May 1, 2006

scania wheelnuts

When a woman wears a scimpy top in arctic conditions. "Chapel Hat-Pegs" springs to mind, but not quite as prominent.

Look at those Scania wheeelnuts, it must be bloody cold outside.

by Jadio August 14, 2003

Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.

Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."

by The Blackguard November 27, 2011