While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
by Conz313 June 12, 2009
Get the The Captain Morgan Stance mug.A stance taken by gamers and incels alike. It is when the ochinchin of the gamer is in one hand, nintendo switch joy con in the other, and gamer girl bath water in the mouth. The gamer is also squatting over a gamer chair, while playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
by Gamer Kazuma January 23, 2020
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The pose of standing with arms tightly folded in front of chest while wearing a trench coat or baggy sweatshirt.
It originally was the way dealers from the Black Magi Family stood on corners, with the crossed arms resting on shoulder holstered pistols. The pose looked casual to passing police, but gave the dealer a quick draw advantage in case of trouble.
The Black Mafia Family was founded in 1985, in Southwest Detroit by brothers Demetrius "Big Meech" Flenory and Terry "Southwest T" Flenory.
BMI funded many artists in Hip Hop like Run DMC and LL Cool J. Their influences even found their way to hall of fame DE Bruce Smiths sack celebration.
It originally was the way dealers from the Black Magi Family stood on corners, with the crossed arms resting on shoulder holstered pistols. The pose looked casual to passing police, but gave the dealer a quick draw advantage in case of trouble.
The Black Mafia Family was founded in 1985, in Southwest Detroit by brothers Demetrius "Big Meech" Flenory and Terry "Southwest T" Flenory.
BMI funded many artists in Hip Hop like Run DMC and LL Cool J. Their influences even found their way to hall of fame DE Bruce Smiths sack celebration.
by TJDetroit November 13, 2022
Get the Buffalo Stance mug.questioning a friends sexual stance but not sure how to ask. this person could be a friend, or just somebody you know in general. at this time you are completly unsure.
home slice 1: so whats your take on cindy's sexual stance?
home slice 2: i think shes a lesbo, what doya think?
home slice 2: i think shes a lesbo, what doya think?
by cracklegs October 12, 2006
Get the sexual stance mug.Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.
Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.
by LCR September 6, 2007
Get the Wide Stance mug.a catchy song by Neneh Cherry that pushes the delusion that a beautiful woman will choose a sincere man of modest means over a shallow rich man (with all other attributes being equal)
I remember that I used to listen to that song "Buffalo Stance" and think that I actually had a chance with this girl who was being pursued by a rich guy.
by gawthic1 April 1, 2010
Get the Buffalo Stance mug.Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.
"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).
by Richard Black September 12, 2007
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