Ant Squirters

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.

“Look at her ant squirters”
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters”

by RT86 May 23, 2018

Naked Squatter

1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there

FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!

Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.

Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...

by Charlie McV January 24, 2009

squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator May 2, 2006

Yogurt squirter division

Dress up as FBI SWAT team the breaking your house from jack off on everything

Yogurt squirter division everything sticky and excitement

by Kingofdick July 30, 2020

Squatter

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 24, 2011

Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020