squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

SQUIP

It’s a grey oblong pill. Quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

J:You got quick?

R:Not quick. SQUIP.

by ThatOneGirl2002 January 17, 2018

Squimy

A way in which a child escapes his pursuer.

The child was very squimy when i caught him

by Burthegurt May 10, 2018

Squimmy Jimmy

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.

"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"

by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018

SQUIP

It's from Japan

It tells you how to be cool or, dare I say, Be More Chill

Rich
Then I got a Squip

Jeremy
You got quick?

Rich
Not quick. Squip.

Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.

Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.

Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do

Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?

Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN

by Ametrine August 20, 2018

Squampy

Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs

Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area

by Squampy69 May 7, 2020

Squilp

Noun, an anus that hasn't been properly wiped. Can result from over-powerful farting, severe digestive problems, or laziness.

Ewww, you have a squilp. I'm not going to give you head.

by Robert Step November 21, 2006