Squeef

A squeef is when you squirt and pussy fart at the same time. It’s an explosion much like a volcano

Omg sorry I just squeefed in your face!!

by Lil_tiggy-squeef10 January 29, 2024

Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021

Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016

Squeef

(of a woman) audibly expel air from the vagina and ejaculate simultaneously.

the low, hollow sounds of a monotonous squeefs could be heard echoing throughout the apartment.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

Squeef

The force of sneezing which causes in a high-pressure queef

My girlfriend and I were listening to the Joe Rogan Experience post-banging the other night when she sneezed. She sneezed so hard it made her queef. I said, "Dang you just squeefed!"

by shartluvr101 February 25, 2023

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

Squeef

When you squeeze someone and they queef.

Gosh darn it I just Squeefed

by loufofof February 11, 2018