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squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.
The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.
by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008
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squencher

Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.
1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.
by J. wolfy November 8, 2008
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free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.
Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.
by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008
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Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...
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squeeshies

the little rolls of fat that stick out of the bottom of a (generally large) girl's bikini bottoms. Squeeshie spotting genrally takes place on the beach or by the pool - the girl generally has to be walking at the time to get the best view of said squeshies!
Jesus, check the squeeshies on that fat midden.
by Andone May 27, 2007
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Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.
by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019
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Squeezies

Very attractive younger girls that you just want to squeeze. (indicated by making a squeezing motion with one hand, or both if necessary.)
Wow, look at those young squeezies over there, would I wouldn't give to squeeze them a little bit. (squeezing motion with the hand)
by JohnnyB88 March 17, 2007
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