Squatch

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.

Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.

by Zanninu April 16, 2024

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.

Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.

by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025

Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.

Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch

by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020

Squatch

A very hairy pussy

Lauren has quite the squatch

by Cletus junker January 21, 2018

Squatch

When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.

High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?

by cházaáh doggie August 2, 2021

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009