spumped

The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.

I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.

by Mimi Lintvedt July 19, 2005

Spuming

To be "fuming" and "spewing" at the one time

The guy who smashed his car would have been spuming!

by Phillipsisland March 15, 2010

spump

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"

by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006

spumgy

when you cum in girls shit

dude i spumgy all over that shit!

by wtfisthissht May 28, 2016

Spumge

Going for a walk at work to hide the fact that you're dogfucking

1. We're gonna go for a spumge to kill a few hours

by Smitty058 August 22, 2019

spumbobble

someone that annoys you for no apparent reason no matter how you ignore them

Me:*watching homeless man dance in the street*
Cop: "registration and license please"
Me: "get out the fucking way, fucking spumbobble"

by HussamTheOogaBooga February 14, 2022

Spumdraangin

Whatever you need it to mean. It sounds vaguely European. It could be a title, a catchphrase, a verb, a vowel, etc. Pronunciations can and should vary depending on the context of its use. In the example below, it is a completely fictitious work being cited for a research paper.

"Blockis, Steven. “Spumdraangin”. Economy of the Mind, vol. 11, (1871). ACTS. Accessed 2/11/26."

by TheGuardiansArm May 18, 2022