Booty Sprinkles

(n) The act of a man (or men) ejaculating on a girl's (or man's) booty, while shaking in a quick up and down jerking motion, thus creating a sprinkle effect, like white sprinkles on a cupcake.

(v) Booty Sprinkling

We gave Jamal hella booty sprinkles saturday night, his ass looked like tv static.

by willowdechonne May 25, 2008

Glazed donut with sprinkles

When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.

Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010

Sprinkler Effect

A sudden mundane and useless event that happens in a movie, like a sprinkler going off, that makes the watcher laugh hysterically, regardless of the director's intentions.

"That scene where the guy parked his car in that movie gave off one hell of a Sprinkler Effect. I was rolling on the floor."

by Greenb3rg March 17, 2009

sprinkle-toes

The unpleasant drizzle sensation, caused by back splash, that men feel when wearing flip-flops at a urinal.

Jesus, you pretty much have to do urinal-splits to avoid sprinkle-toes at this Barnes & Noble!

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

Sprinkledick

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"

Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014

Sprinkler-Bias

The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.

Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.

by Cho Pho Use January 6, 2015