Sprunko schmup

A nonsensical word to replace a long word like John-Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmidt.

Sprunko schmup! His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout: there goes Sprunko Schmup!

by Monkey Mooha May 22, 2007

city splunking

To explore the innards of abandoned urban buildings.

I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.

by Djangoboone May 12, 2008

Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

spranking

To Anally insert a vegetable

You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!

by TheNameless April 20, 2004

Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens

Wow, he's really sprunking.

by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018

spunkified

covered with spunk, or ejaculate.

Andy: Shit did you hear that dude ejaculated during a TSA pat down search.

Liz: Good. This TSA shit is ridiculous. I hope all the guards get spunkified.

by lizzynicz66 December 2, 2010