spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Serafina

She is an Ariana fan. She is a girl that

can be very funny and sassy, she’s also very beautiful but inside she’s depressed, she likes the arts such as performing and she loves singing and acting, Italian girl who feels that she has no friends but there are only three that care about her.

Look at that Serafina go!
Your such a Serafina!
Are you okay? You’re acting like a Serafina...

by SeseG December 30, 2018

sprack

Slang for Methamphetamine. Originates from Orem-Provo area, Utah.

"Dave, after you're done slammin that shit, draw me up some sprack too."

by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003

scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana

We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!

by Nathan May 13, 2005

spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

Serafina

The most awesome person you'll ever meet. She's pretty, cute, beautiful, weird , and funny. She loves making up weird names like "Chirp Chirp" and she always cheers you up when you are sad. You should be grateful you have a friend named Serafina. She isn't the "popular" girl, but she has a lot of friends. She doesn't have any enimies that she knows of. She is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. SHe will make you smile no matter where you are, even if you are about to die. She likes shool and gets good grades. She is best friends with the popular girl, but she doesn't really like her. She never hangs out with her and she never hangs out with Serafina. Serafina doesn't care because she has plenty of other friends. Serafina has brown hair and green eyes, and she is kinda good at drawing. She loves her teachers, and only has one crush.

Boy 1: "Who do you like?"
Boy 2: "Serafina"

Boy 3 and Boy 1: "Me too!"

Boy 4: "She likes blank"
All boys: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!"

by Sxxxxxxa123 December 4, 2019