gananche spackler

Def 1:
A Spackler of Gananches is a person who gets laid a lot

Def 2:
a half insult half compliment for a friend who has done something sneaky/unusual/funny

Tyler: Mike, what's your secret?
Mike: I dunno man, i'm just a Ganache Spackler

Connor: I just stole a decorative autumn squash from an industrial greenhouse.
Geoff: Connor, you're such a Gananche Spackler.

by afterdeth September 23, 2007

The Spracken

The term, The Spracken, is in reference to the last annoying friend who parties harder than anyone else. The one who is up, shaking at 5 in the morning trying to wake his friends up to party more. The Spracken is always on some variation of "Sprack," this variation always being of more excess and variation as The Spracken's friends; thus making The Spracken a very dangerous creature who should should never be unleashed on children, the elderly, or anyone sober.

"Unleash The Spracken"

by Don Greenfield November 10, 2011

Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

by boppa23 November 19, 2011

Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

Sprockle

A big, fat, tasty skunk joint or spliff. A generally cool and amusing word to use but becomes particularly useful when discussing going for a smoke around figures of authority at college or work.

Jippers: This lesson's long, fancy a sprockle at break?

Nick: Yeah man.

by Joggerson February 23, 2009

Sprankle

The swelling in your ankle after you sprain it. Sorta like a cankle, but only temporary...

I sprained my ankle during basketball, now I have a sprankle.

by EmDubeu February 23, 2014

Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015