renal spooge

Renal spooge is the output created by your kidneys when you let a bad bladder infection go untreated. The "spooge" is a thick green discharge that smells vaguely like a combination of shit, cheese and asparagus.

My GF let her UTI go and started leaking renal spooge all over the place.

by Billy Ballsack January 6, 2008

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004

Spoogebob Fudgepants

a sexually deviant act performed by a man (first name: Robert) on a woman whereas the woman proceeds to shit her pants (whilst wearing them) and the man shoots his hot baby-gravy on said shat pants, the woman then proceeds to clean off the Fudgepants by consuming the mixture using only a wooden spoon.

I picked up this chick at Target and gave her the Spoogebob Fudgepants in the dressing room.....she had a lot of nerve, didn't even thank me and sheees did that joint smell

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

Spooge

Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.

"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"

by Scalpel January 6, 2005

Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.

nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!

by Nubluva October 29, 2005

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 20, 2009

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001