spongebob squarepants  

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

spongebob squarepants by BWheezy January 11, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants 

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.

Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.

Spongebob Squarepants by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants 

A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.

1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants

2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!

Spongebob Squarepants by Deadasadodo August 1, 2012

Spongebob squarepants 

The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck

Spongebob squarepants is stupid and retarded

Spongebob squarepants by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021

Spongebob Squarepants 

Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.

creepy old guy: "Spongebob Squarepants is now my favorite show."

Spongebob Squarepants by Mista Crabs September 26, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants 

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

Spongebob Squarepants by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants 

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.

Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Spongebob Squarepants by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019