Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

Sporking

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

by quockmacs December 22, 2009

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400

a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.

by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010

Sockinating

When you masterbaite and don't want to get your cum anywhere, you put a sock on when you have a boner and masterbaite.

Guy 1: Man, I masterbaited twice while my parents left.
Guy 2: With a sock?
Guy 1: Hell yea!
Guy 2: Ugh, you do too much sockinating.

by Sockinator113 April 14, 2010

California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010