the salty spittoon

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole

Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon

by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016

spittoon

noun - slang for a woman who has a significant amount of unprotected sex, usually with multiple partners, and usually with "dirty" or less than desirous ones.

There's no way I'm gonna hook up with Becky, that chick's a spittoon who's done the whole east side of the trailer park.

by Harvey_birdman April 16, 2007

spitoon

Slang used in describing a girl worth banging but not worth dating, an attractive girl known for being easy, a female friend with benefits or a girl who is a crazy bitch that is unfortunately too hot to not bang.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd use her for a multi-orificed-cock-spitoon.

by Super Jay May 28, 2009

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

Penis Spittoon

A negative term referring to the mouth of an unsavory skankbeast.

Yo penis spittoon needs to stop soundin' off. Thats's yo mouf piece. Ding.

by The Unforgiven Spatula July 9, 2011

southwestern spittoon

When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz

Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.

by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

by Finnster13 January 24, 2018