implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

by mlhiss October 7, 2020

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Suculation

Suculation or suculated is the feeling of being compressed or squeezed, or the act of someone/something being sucked.

I feel suculated in this blanket. Or, bro you know that girl yea she be giving me good suculation!

by Heartbreak kid,💔 January 30, 2019

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Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

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spituation

What "Mad Dog" Tannen majorly found himself in when Marty McFly see-sawed da saloon's infamous brass container up and over said outlaw's head.

If Buford T hadn't ordered Marty to dance, he probably would not have ended up in da messy spituation dat he found himself in when Marty stepped on da end of da loose floorboard and launched da urn of tobacco-juice onto Buford's head.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

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speckulation

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.

Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.

by QuacksO December 5, 2021

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simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.

A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)

by Eukie54 December 6, 2021

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