spitulation

when a person sprays large amounts of saliva out there mouth when talking.

stop your spitulation, say it don't spray it.

by thejackman1 December 31, 2013

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018

spicate

Something that is spiked or spikelike

Jim to Derek: Ahh, yeah... Your dicc is spicate
*jazz music stops*

by Alezf July 31, 2019

Spatulate

To scrape out of a vessel leaving no remnants.

Can you spatulate this bowl?

by Magnet-Forensics December 5, 2019

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him

" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "

by Lazordy February 15, 2021