spermenship

Having rights to something your parents bought because you're their child

Guy: This is your xbox, kick him off
Girl: Well it's not mine my dad bought it, but I have spermenship

by Mad Definitions August 3, 2017

Sperminology

One that perserves his sperm by jacking off.

My step father is the best at sperminology!

by Leznerd January 19, 2012

spegment

A tiny individual unit of excrement the size of an M&M or rabbit dropping, usually delivered if somebody is suffering constipation. Often experienced travelling in unfamiliar or exotic places where available food can be very limited, such as the highlands of Papua New Guinea

Dear diary, It's day number 5 of my travels and still all I can manage is a single spegment of something denser than plutonium. I fear the worst if I cannot find a McDonalds soon...

by Richmilo January 26, 2021

sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.

I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.

by sperminggal December 15, 2017

spermelicious

sperm that people (usually girls) find more desirable to get,

usually to explain how delicious someones semen is or how great is someones semen during intercourse
usually described to a male who is good at sex.

-"that guy is very spermelicous", "why not get with him"
- "his cock is so spermelicious i can still taste it"

by animal98able November 6, 2011

sperman

noun-the language spoken in Germany when one is "gigging" (bootycall)

dude, last night u wouldnt shut up, u kept talkin sperman to that dumb bitch Kelly.

by leonseagullcow April 11, 2010

Sperman

A cross between the words sperm and seman. Kinda like the word smog.

"Ouch my balls hurt! I need to unleash my sperman!"

by El Spicy Taco October 17, 2008