Mortal Kombat Spelling

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013

spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.

person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!

by Tim August 31, 2005

Spelling Peelice

People who go around insulting others on facebook...for their spelling mistakes...so they are PEELICING...on Facebook...

"I just hate Tim when he goes annoying people like a Spelling Peelice on social networks."

by pseudo-intellect September 17, 2011

spelling

Something Americans brag is so easy yet they cannot do.

Nu fuk spehln bruh I no needs tuh giv u a dum definishinne uf spehln! .!. Spelling=lost

by QwertyXIII August 20, 2016

Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.

"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."

by GG.allin August 27, 2017

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Spelling

A void in modern internet literacy, which has been quickly replaced by the need to express often pointless and poorly-thought-out ideas as quickly as possible. This includes the shortening of a three letter word into one letter (you-u) and a two letter word into a number (to-2).

I haf 2 b ther. cya l8er.

Crocodile Hunter: Rightt, what you see there just beyond those bushes. That's spelling, exceptionally rare these days.

by Silentedge August 24, 2009