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The reason there is happiness in the world. If you have a Spamton in your life like me, be grateful for God has gifted you with a lifelong, humorous friend
Bro, the new Spamton plush just dropped. I can be happy again
by anonymous June 27, 2022
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shemtov

A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.
Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!
by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022
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pull a specter

When you abandon your party, and join the oppisition.
Dude I can't believe Jimmy is going to leave the GOP and become a dirty Democrat, he really is going pull a specter.
by Blic43 April 28, 2009
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spectatorism

A term common to Scientology jargon, and used famously by Tom Cruise in an interview to describe the apathy of people unwilling to commit to said doctrine - which he views as synonymous with helping the world.

Somewhat ironically, following the sentence in which Cruise uses the term - which is not in any formal dictionary, and could easily be supplanted by the use of a word such as "spectating" - he proceeds to discuss the responsibility Scientologists have "to educate."
"That thing is uh...I've cancelled that in my...area. It's like, 'man, you're either in or you're out'. That spectatorism. And it's something that is...that we have no time for right now." - Tom Cruise on spectatorism

"I'd like to take a vacation...but, uh...I can't because...I know." - Tom Cruise on Scientology
by The Thought-Fox February 22, 2008
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spectacular

Used to express joy; satisfaction. Commonly used by those of higher intelligence.
Ted: I got you those 40's of OE you asked for.
Bob: Spectacular!
by Prof. Wetwang August 4, 2004
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Semtex

-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."

i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.
Justin, SEMTEX!

Ha, Pauly is on semtex duty tonight. He's got to stick on the fat chick.
by bolo1g2 January 24, 2010
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Spectercrat

A term for a politician that changes his political party after showing years of devout support for the party he/she was first elected in.

A Spectercrat usually changes parties to gain respect, popularity, notoriety, or to help be a rubber stamp for an administration that needs votes.

Origin: Named in the honor of Arlen Specter, a former republican Pennsylvania senator since 1980, who switched party affiliations in April, 2009. His record of NOT voting in line with his party earns him this honor.

Notable Spectercrats of the past:
-Strom Thurmond
-Joe Lieberman
-Jim Jeffords
-Robert Smith
-Harry Byrd Jr
Geoff: Did you hear about the senator from PA switching political parties?
Phil: No, why?
Geoff: He's a flip flop! Switching parties just to garner votes and to get policy passed that benefits his state.
Phil: As long as that Spectercrat does what is morally right, that's ok with me!
by g-diggity April 29, 2009
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