a town in northern nj where all the white kids think their black and th only 3 fuckin black kids think their white. sometimes reffered to as sparlem by the assholes who think it can be compared to Harlem. everyones rich and even if their not that rich, their still rich. they hang out in front of CVS.... Whhyy??!?!! to buy fuckin toothpaste?!?! the lake is just a giant whole filled with sewage but since everyones so high, they go tubing out their on mommy and daddys boat. and everyones so high, all day, every day. im serious, bro. SO. FUCKIN. HIGH!
all sparta white kids- i be so tipsy, bitch, n high as a mothrfucka!!!!! reppin sparlem, niggaaass!!!!
black kid- Alcohol? Weed? =O Oh dear me, what a conundrum! Please allow me to be excused. I must study for tomorrows trigonomotry exam
normal kid- what. the. fuck.
black kid- Alcohol? Weed? =O Oh dear me, what a conundrum! Please allow me to be excused. I must study for tomorrows trigonomotry exam
normal kid- what. the. fuck.
by drugsdrugsdrugsdrugsdrugs December 09, 2007
Jessica: What are you listening to? It sounds like a mediocre version of At the Drive-In.
Bob: Oh, it's Sparta.
Bob: Oh, it's Sparta.
by 20YardJetLag January 18, 2005
A phrase that people put in their signatures to appear cool, because the average noob does not know what "THIS IS SPARRTTAAAA" means, but realizes if he did know what it meant, it would be rather funny.
by Ivy Shyzz January 25, 2008
The more accessible half of At the Drive In. Sparta made two tremendous albums in the same time it took The Mars Volta to put out 15 minutes of listenable material surrounded by 60 minutes of pretentious, prog-rock, Zeppelin rip-off, utterly boring nonsense.
I have listened to all three CD's, and seen both of these bands live, and conclude that Sparta is far superior.
I have listened to all three CD's, and seen both of these bands live, and conclude that Sparta is far superior.
"Man, I got totaly lost listening to the new Sparta record last night with my girlfriend."
"Really, I just listened to the Mars Volta album and fingered my anus 'till the sun came up!"
"Really, I just listened to the Mars Volta album and fingered my anus 'till the sun came up!"
by kindgeezer August 26, 2004
3/5 of ex-band At The Drive-In, took a more direct, post-hardcore approach to the music compared to their counterparts The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool.
Generally more coherent music that is pretty listenable.
Generally more coherent music that is pretty listenable.
by lechuza July 19, 2004
The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.
Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
an additive to the first definition...
sparta is also a town where to be anything less than a rich, white, drugged up, gay-bashing, mindless, racist moron is completely unacceptable.
if you dont fit this criteria, you will be shunned and hated for it.
sparta is also a town where to be anything less than a rich, white, drugged up, gay-bashing, mindless, racist moron is completely unacceptable.
if you dont fit this criteria, you will be shunned and hated for it.
"hey, i'm holding a pro-gay rights benefit show in sparta this weekend. wanna come?"
"no way man, fuck you, you fucking faggot. you should go home and kill yourself for being gay. you have no rights"
"no way man, fuck you, you fucking faggot. you should go home and kill yourself for being gay. you have no rights"
by Anominious March 29, 2006