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Stephanie Spalding

If you are on LSD and you see a girl in the room and cannot determine whether she is real or not, this is a Stephanie Spalding. Even after tripping, Stephanie Spalding will show up in your life at random points and haunt you forever. Only the best LSD allows for Stephanie Spalding to happen.
"Hey is that girl in the corner real or not?"
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."
by djpoundcake December 20, 2015
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spalding

Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted January 10, 2008
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spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.
Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!
by Valinda November 1, 2006
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Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.
When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.
by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008
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Spuding it

the millitary position when a girl just lays there putting no effort in,
extremly selfish way of having sex
or when a person is not doing there job properly and just stands around and waits for the other person to do the work.
"that tania was Spuding it last nite i cud of slapped her, lazy bitch"
"chicky was standing around Spuding it stupid road cone"
by Samantha Vikki Chard May 24, 2006
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Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled
Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.
by Mr spadles September 3, 2013
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spadinkledore

Damn That Nigga A Spadinkledore
by ThickNiggaSameer December 4, 2019
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