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crack spackling

The process of whipping out the worm before ejaculation and finishing the job in the crack of the person you are fornicating with in the doggy-style position.
I finished Suzie off with a bit of crack spackling
by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006
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smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.
But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.
by SURRETO November 4, 2010
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Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.
That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.
by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015
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Spanking

It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.
Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!
by speakingjustfactz September 25, 2023
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Office Spacing

Verb-
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.
Bill and I are gonna take his T.V. out Office Spacing, you want to come?
by Plum Diddy May 16, 2013
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piss stacking

When you stack the hand-washing animation on top of piss animation by peeing directly on to your hands.
Piss canceling is outdated, piss stacking is the new meta.
by redsleepinggrass March 25, 2022
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spanking

The act of repeatly slapping that booty with one's open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.
I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke; YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!
by solrac January 3, 2004
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