SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

Oldering

the process of getting older

She is Oldering like a fine wine.

by ArcturianArARcturian June 24, 2019

slidering

In the act of sliding

When I am slidering the bar on the power point I am in the act of sliding the bar across the screen.

by Jman34 February 17, 2017

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

spoodering

"To skeet on a girl's back and put a sheet on her to make her look like a superhero."

"The only reason your ex won the PornHub costume contest is because we were spoodering last night."

by Melvin Sploogetski March 10, 2016

Soddering

The correct way to spell the word "soldering." Old Webster didn't know what he was talking about this time.

"I am going to take a soddering iron to Kelli's ribcage, because she insists on using "soldering" which is incorrect.

by Zach-a-rak-a-doodle-dak October 23, 2006

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019