solar eclipse

Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

The Solar Bobber

In the seat(s) below the sun roof of a parked car, the female rides the cock shaft using sun roof for leverage. From the bystandard POV (point of view) her head pokes in and out of view from the sun roof creating a bobbing bobber effect.

"Honey what do you think is going on in there?" as the wifey points out a mysterious visual of a womans head poking in and out of view from the next parked car. "Ha ha sweetheart, thats a bit of the Solar Bobber, the lucky bastard!"

by PappysMaster April 12, 2010

solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.

The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

solar cooker

A bowl shaped, reflective disk that uses the sun’s heat to cook food or other such items.

Look up solar cooker on the internet

by Benjamin Nieuwsma May 13, 2005

solar logic

Something that makes sense as long as you don't really think about it, much like how you know the sun is there, but you can't look directly at it.

"No, dude, seriously! The Korean kids are spies from Kim Jong Il!"

"But why art school, dude?"

"Oh my god! It's obvious! Well.... wait... Crap, it made sense in my head."

"Solar Logic, dude. That or you're retarded."

by Jesse Gold July 24, 2006

Solar Eclipse

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

Solar System

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.

Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune

by The autistic person November 7, 2019