social anxiety

Characterized by extreme self-consciousness. A condition in which the subject may be consistently nervous, fearing judgement and over-rationalizing, taking things apart to much, often worrying about what others may think of them, not to mention feeling like they are always being looked at.

I think that wierd guy who comes in here now and then, the one who always seems kind of nervous and doesn't make eye contact, has social anxiety. Sucks.

All socially anxious people should unite and start a community together. Approach your fellow nervous wreck. Also, socially anxious people should all date each other, because it's near impossible to get along with others. Fuck everyone else, there's nothing wrong with us.

by Chuck October 5, 2003

Social Media

Online networks where both adolescents and young adults go to express one of two statements:

1) "I'm complaining about my boring, shitty life." Used as an alternative to actually making life interesting.

2) "Look how superior my boring, shitty life is to your boring, shitty life" Used to passively belittle the only 250 people the individual knows.

Also used by middle aged adults mostly to post pictures of cats.

Popular websites are Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Person 1: "I'm insecure about my life so I will post a picture on the social media site Facebook, of me having a great time. Although, most of that time was pretty shitty."
Person 2: *sees picture* "Wow, my life is pretty shitty compared to theirs."

Person 3: "I hate my job because I'm uneducated and nobody ever taught me how to work hard. I think I will tweet about it on the social media site Twitter, so maybe people will pity me."

Person 2: *reads tweet* "At least my life isn't that shitty."

by I Hate my Generation December 16, 2013

social headlock

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

by puddykast August 7, 2009

Social Points

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with

I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points

by -quietplease- April 12, 2010

Dementiacratic Socialist Party

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

Social Fruitfly

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

by angry social worker July 10, 2010