surgery

When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.

This patient has never undergone a surgery

by Shendy1 November 17, 2009

Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020

Snugger

A snugger is a person who has worn a Snuggie for more than 12 consecutive hours.

Cliff would have gone to the rock & roll concert but he chose to be a snugger and lounge around the house all day.

by TheFantasticL0LMaster February 16, 2010

Snuggery

The act of intercourse in a Snuggie in which you can only talk dirty with a British accent.

Would you like to engage in a raucous night of snuggery?

Sorry love, I already rubbed one out.

by qmillionaire November 9, 2011

Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019

Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

by prozic December 28, 2005

plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017