Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Snuggums

An affectionate name for a partner. They are sweet and you want to snuggle with them.

Your my little Snuggums.

by Shellita28 November 6, 2010

snuggle

To make oneself comfortable, usually by moving closer to another person or thing. To embrace closely, as to show affection or offer warmth.

Snuggling always helps me calm down and feel secure.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén August 25, 2004

Snuggie

a cultish KKK looking robe that one wears to spoting events. Claims to keep you warm when really, it makes you all-powerful and godlike.

with our snuggies, we can eat snacks, play games, and sacrifice virgins while staying snuggly-warm!

by ShelbyxTaylorrrr December 26, 2008

snuggle bear

1. A snuggle bear is someone who is so snuggly and cuddly that you'd never want to let them go!

-"Hey Snuggle Bear, wutchya doing?"
--"Just snuggin"
-"You're so cute!"
--"Snuggles"

by Father Figure 69 August 4, 2016