Snowball Jungle

A 100% win rate tactic used in league of legends, popularized by Johnny. Most often used in conjunction with Volibear, Rammus, Udyr, and Xin Zhao, snowball jungle requires a solo mindset of split push all game. The jungler is required to jungle all game, and in the rare occasion of ganks, the jungler must last hit the kill. Whether the gank is successful or not, taxing your teammates lane is a requirement for success. In order to increase win percentage, you must rush three giants belts and slowly transition to a sunfires cape. Once you have mastered snowball jungle, there is no turning back. You will be eternally cursed with the ability to only play one role, jungle. No matter who calls jungle first, a snowball jungler will always instalock. In the slight chance that snowball is unsuccessful, it is never the snowball jungler's fault. Blaming teammates is the route to snowball jungling mastery. Snowball jungling is a difficult yet rewarding tactic, where true mastery is only possible by Johnny.

Where is my snowball jungle? We can't win without one.
Man, your snowball jungler carried so hard.
If only we had a snowball jungler.

by FrescaTK December 22, 2013

Vaginal Snowball

When a male ejaculates in the female's vagina then performs cunninglus on the female. The female then queefs causing the semen inside the vagina to be expelled into the mouth of the male.

Dude #1: Dude!! I got a vaginal snowball last night!

Dude #2: WTF....Why would you go down on a girl after you jis in her?

by Walnuts75 May 30, 2010

snowballs

The difference between a snowman and a snow-woman.

Winter is nearly over, that snowman's snowballs are melting.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

snowball

You perverts got it all wrong. This is the REAL answer:

What a kid makes when it snows outside.
He rolls up a pile of snow,
packs it up into a ball,
and throws it at random people.

Mischevious Mike threw a record of seven-hundred and fifty-three snowballs at random people like hobos, ugly girls, and fat people.

by Anti-Pervert Dude January 15, 2008

alaskan snowball

when you jizz in their lovers mouth, male or female, and then the other person spits the jizz into your ass hole, using it as a lubricant to get ur ass fucked and/or fingered.

I'm gonna do the alaskan snowball on u in ur sleep.

by mike humplebee March 24, 2010

snowballin

when a guy shoots his load in a girls mouth and she passes it back to him

after she took his load she snowballed him

by girlie girl September 20, 2003

snowball

--To grow rapidly in significance, importance, or size.

"I should start of my homework assignments before it gets a chance to snowball."

"With the party I had to plan, and my mom pushing me to do this and that, the stress just snowballed!"

by Jroc44x February 5, 2005