Seattle Snorkeler

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.

My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.

by Shortstak6 November 11, 2012

snorked

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 9, 2005

Snorgledangler

A word so vile and repulsive that it should have never been conceived

Snorgledangler is a real snorgledangler.

by deido October 23, 2009

Rump Snorkel

penetrating the sphincter with one's schnozola

Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's prostate would achieve maximum penetration.

by The Felcher March 13, 2008

snorkle

to perform oral sex while upright like when standing. Originates in the US navy, when a lower bunkmate would perform oral sex on the upper bunkmate while the upper bunkmate would sit or lie on the upper bunk. This is an infrequently used definition of the term and, when used, is often reserved for oral sex performed on a male.

Former US Representative Eric Massa has been accused of undoing the pants of and attempting to snorkle his sleeping bunkmate while proudly serving in the US Navy.

by Piddlesworth March 10, 2010

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

The Stinky Snorkle

When you are banging a chick in the pool up the butt and then she goes under water and gives you head.

I went for a late night swim the other night with my girlfriend and she gave me the stinky snorkle.

by dboone August 24, 2009