Snail Track

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

snail track

leaving pussy lube on a persons face

dude that girl just put a snail track on your face

by larson18 December 25, 2007

snailshit

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.

Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!

by E_Dawg December 29, 2008

Snail Legs

When you fuck so hard you begin to lose feeling in your legs and other extremities.

"dude, last night I got such bad snail legs, I fell down an entire flight of stairs while leaving her apartment."

by Garold Wilson "Gary" Snail Jr. December 10, 2017

Snailing About

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging

Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019