Social Points

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with

I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points

by -quietplease- April 12, 2010

Dementiacratic Socialist Party

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

Social Fruitfly

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

by angry social worker July 10, 2010

Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

by Bushbrother January 12, 2009

Social Lubrication

1.The act of consuming alcohol in order to prepare oneself for interaction with other humans, especially in unfamiliar situations.

2. An excuse.

I can't get to the party untill I get a little social lubrication.

by FluffyMcMansack April 3, 2010

Social Media Masturbation

"Liking" your own post on Facebook or retweeting your own tweet on Twitter

"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.

by Mistress Weber April 16, 2011