sizzler pants

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

by Giggles45 October 1, 2014

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Shit Swizzler

(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.

(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it

(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"

by The40thrainbow February 11, 2017

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Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)

Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

by Newengland413 July 22, 2019

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Indian Sizzler

Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.

"That bitch wouldnt behave so I branded her with The Indian Sizzler"

by Imgoingtohell March 27, 2007

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