A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
by nycapbarista February 28, 2009
A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.
A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.
Person A: *sees someone inhaling
paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*
Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *
Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*
Person B: “You get it!”
Person A: *sees someone inhaling
paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*
Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *
Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*
Person B: “You get it!”
by BootyDunkaDunkDunk June 11, 2018
by wyatt &bobby June 15, 2007
Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 May 14, 2018
The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."
by Mr. BRW February 07, 2008
by dee October 01, 2004
by Denverkid November 29, 2009