Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015

SnapFooled

You know when you get a snap, and you hope its from that one special person but it's actually from someone you never talk to.

John: "oh look you got a snap,maybe Stacey finally answered your prom request!"

Dylan: "F**k it's from Juan from spanish class"

John: " Guess you really got snapfooled"

by NajveciSarajlia July 23, 2016

Seafoon

Someone who ditchs people a lot

Don't be his friend, he's a Seafoon

by h.crmnl June 5, 2017

Spafoon

A word used by retards to describe a spork

Bruh, they gave us sporks at lunch.
Sporks? you mean a spafoon?
Bruh, you eat crab with the crust on?

by Ice Poseidon August 31, 2018

Spafoofa

A man who has killed at least 4 people, (with at least three of them being men,) with a spoon. A man who has killed at least 4 people with a spoon, but has not killed at least 3 men with a spoon, is called a spafaafa. An elite spafoofa is a man who has killed 4 furries with a spoon.

That spafoofa was caught three months ago in the Disney World Burger King restaurant, with a plastic spoon.

by A better person than a person January 13, 2019