A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
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Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
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Get the smuzz mug.Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.
"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."
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Smu-llen-ish: adj. & n.
1) a term used to describe an act of selfishness unwarranted and beyond description.
2) to act in an egotistic, narcissistic, narrow-minded and self-centred manner.
3) to exercise ones "Jewishness" and adhere to all beliefs that handouts, whether they be monetary, life tips or general advice, should not be administered to anyone, other than those who are Jewish.
4) to deceive others in order to obtain their riches
Etymology: "Smullen" is a derived from the latin phrase 'unam parvus,-a,-um mentula" meaning "one of small penis"
Historically the name 'Smullen' is of Irish origin, being first recorded in 1840, however, in order to deceive people 'the jews' took unto this name as to conduct secretive missions of 'jewishness' in the disguise of the Irish.
1) a term used to describe an act of selfishness unwarranted and beyond description.
2) to act in an egotistic, narcissistic, narrow-minded and self-centred manner.
3) to exercise ones "Jewishness" and adhere to all beliefs that handouts, whether they be monetary, life tips or general advice, should not be administered to anyone, other than those who are Jewish.
4) to deceive others in order to obtain their riches
Etymology: "Smullen" is a derived from the latin phrase 'unam parvus,-a,-um mentula" meaning "one of small penis"
Historically the name 'Smullen' is of Irish origin, being first recorded in 1840, however, in order to deceive people 'the jews' took unto this name as to conduct secretive missions of 'jewishness' in the disguise of the Irish.
Person A: Oh man i've forgot my money at home and the bus is here. Could you spot me £1?
Person B: Sorry man, I've only got £10 note, I was gonna use it to get a bottle of water... You know how I like my water, only the best for my temple of a body. I can't help it if you're poor. Look I'd help you out but I don't like coins in my pocket. Unless you're willing to give me at least 300% interest?? Might as well do it, I'm sure you've got an exam in about 30mins and the next bus is in 40mins... You should have been jewish.
Person C: (overlooking and hearing the conversation) Damn that Person B guy is acting bare "smullen-ish
Person B: Sorry man, I've only got £10 note, I was gonna use it to get a bottle of water... You know how I like my water, only the best for my temple of a body. I can't help it if you're poor. Look I'd help you out but I don't like coins in my pocket. Unless you're willing to give me at least 300% interest?? Might as well do it, I'm sure you've got an exam in about 30mins and the next bus is in 40mins... You should have been jewish.
Person C: (overlooking and hearing the conversation) Damn that Person B guy is acting bare "smullen-ish
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Jason: You see that girl over there?
Alissa: Yes why?
Jason: She’s such a waste of space and oxygen just using that app 24/7
Alissa: Man she’s such a smulean ew...
Alissa: Yes why?
Jason: She’s such a waste of space and oxygen just using that app 24/7
Alissa: Man she’s such a smulean ew...
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